"Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
Me throwing shade when I’m 80,
Me on the weekends
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
How it really feels when stepping on a Lego
mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.
take all my money
ya i eat ass